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I worked in the yard yesterday & managed to get ankle bite by fire ants. Years ago after getting bit all to hell I found that mixing Adolph's unsalted meat tenderizer with plain ammonia into a paste makes a great cure. The ammonia stops the itch & the meat tenderizer breaks bite itself.

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A buddy gave me a $50.00 Academy card. I personally hate the place. I guess $50.00 could buy another years worth of under ware & socks. Don't need ammo, I hate their foreign made clothes. Could use targets. Just the other day while getting some ammo for the wife friend I though about how much I hate all their chines crap. If I buy some new crocs that $ for mexico that aint cartel related. What to buy?

I wish y'all could smell this!
white onion
celery
red bell pepper
jalapenos
fresh garlic
hog sausage
I got good caramelization on all the veggies first, Then scrambles the sausage in. I'm pondering some tomatoes, but tomato paste might taste just as good. I figure I'll scramble some eggs into it. Dump that onto tortilla chips & hit that with fresh hot sauce I made.

Just got back from an overnight to Palestine, Texas. I asked my buddy if he wanted to sell any .308 ammo from his stockpile seeing as he no longer owned a .308. Here is what I got. Anyone want to guess the value of this? Last nights mexican food is destroying me.
Weaver K4 scope El Paso Texas
1 new H&K G3 mag
3 boxes Western.45 acp match (antiques)


85 rounds #4 buck
5 rounds slugs
700 rounds winchester .30 carbine ball
200 rounds Winchester 7.62 ball
.30 cal ammo can of loose L.C. 93 7.62
1/2 .30 cal ammo can of loose Chilean 7.62
60 rounds Federal Gold Medal match
100 rounds Federal Match
4 boxes Black Hills Match
3 boxes Black Hills soft points
Plus decent ammo cans
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I had a money order to cash, box to ship & my form 4 to mail this morning. I figured I would beat the crowd & go early. The closest post office is always busy. One just a little farther aint, so I generally go to the slower one.

School traffic.   Why can't these kids ever walk to school? Sucks bad enough with the low life bus traffic.  It pisses me off that I pay taxes to a school that I have no kids in so they can bus kids from the hood in!

1st post office I'm 2nd in line.   A woman who just cannot pick out what stamps suit her taste best. And low & behold they are out of stock on them. 2nd person is an old lady with a box & no zip code. Female dog behind the counter won't look it up.

My turn, she takes the money order to the back I is gone 4 minutes. I can't cash this!  :thinker:Why, is it fake?  :thinker:No we don't have enough money to cash it. What about after I pay for this stuff? No. I start to bitching about how businesses have to have a bank for the register why not the post office?

And how much money did the post office loose last year?

Looks like in 6 months I'll be able to show off my new Benelli M-4 CQB/entry gun.
  Got to meet Abran (Rhane71)  Found a hidden gun shop that has NFA stuff. 

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A real deal German H&K briefcase. It priced the same as the Saudi contract ones with an Arms mount.

I was devastated to find out my wife was having an affair but, by turning to religion, I was soon able to come to terms with the whole thing. I converted to Islam and we're stoning her in the morning.
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The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did .... she's 21 and her name's Lucy.
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Went to the pub with my girlfriend last night. Locals were shouting "pedophile!" and other names at me, just because my girlfriend is 21 and I'm 50. It completely spoiled our 10th anniversary.
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My son was thrown out of school today for letting a girl in his class give him a hand job. I said "Son, that's 3 schools this year! You'd better stop before you're banned from teaching altogether."

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A teacher goes around her class asking each of the kids what do they need at home.
1st kid says "A computer".
Teacher replies "That'd be very useful."
2nd kid says "a new lawn mower" and gets a similar response.
Little Johnny pops up and says "At my house we don't need nothin."
The teacher asks him to think again carefully as everybody needs something.
Little Johnny replies, "no I'm sure." "When my sister started going out with a pimp, I remember my dad saying, "Well, that's the last damned thing we need."
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A man calls 911 and says "I think my wife is dead". The operator says, "How do you know?" He says "The sex is about the same, but the dishes asre piling up!"
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My girlfriend says she thinks that I might be a stalker. Well ... she's not exactly my girlfriend... yet.
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My wife has been missing a week now. The police said to prepare for the worst. So, I had to go down to Goodwill to get her clothes back.
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The Red Cross just knocked on my door and asked if we could contribute towards the floods in Pakistan. I said we'd love to, but our garden hose only reaches to the driveway.