i met up with a guy yesterday to trade a gun. he invited me in to see his rifle and we were in the garage talking guns. there was a HUGE cockroach flying around, and I was like "eh they don't bother me that much. that's part of living in southeast Texas. as long as they're not in the house, I don't mind them." 10 seconds later the damn thing flew right into my face, hitting me smack in the left cheek. I jumped back and tripped over a plastic kiddy pool, completely collapsing it. Kinda embarrassing, but hell it almost flew in my mouth!!! lol