Another Mom who won't allow herself or her kids to be a victim!

[Domineaux]

Good work, but next time fire a few more rounds!

http://www.theblaze.com/stories/alabama-woman-shoots-home-intruder-to-protect-herself-and-her-ax-and-knife-wielding-daughters/

[Ceejmo]

There's something strange here:

Martha Lewis of Dora, Ala. told WVTM-TV it was about 3 a.m. Tuesday morning when she heard a loud noise, which turned out to be someone kicking in her door. Lewis said she called the police and grabbed her gun, then went to her daughters’ room and told them each to get something to defend themselves with. She said one grabbed an ax and one got a butcher knife. They were at the top of the stairs when they saw a man standing there at the bottom.

Do you keep an axe and a butcher knife upstairs? It just seems like something is missing here.

[Shipwreck]

There's something strange here:


Do you keep an axe and a butcher knife upstairs? It just seems like something is missing here.

Doesn't everyone?

 

[Jeb_66]

Well duh, next to the rocket launcher.

[DParker]

There's something strange here:

Martha Lewis of Dora, Ala. told WVTM-TV it was about 3 a.m. Tuesday morning when she heard a loud noise, which turned out to be someone kicking in her door. Lewis said she called the police and grabbed her gun, then went to her daughters’ room and told them each to get something to defend themselves with. She said one grabbed an ax and one got a butcher knife. They were at the top of the stairs when they saw a man standing there at the bottom.

Do you keep an axe and a butcher knife upstairs? It just seems like something is missing here.

Maybe a crime-prone area and the girls don't have firearms, so they each keep a common item in their rooms for self-defense?

[Domineaux]

There's something strange here:

Martha Lewis of Dora, Ala. told WVTM-TV it was about 3 a.m. Tuesday morning when she heard a loud noise, which turned out to be someone kicking in her door. Lewis said she called the police and grabbed her gun, then went to her daughters’ room and told them each to get something to defend themselves with. She said one grabbed an ax and one got a butcher knife. They were at the top of the stairs when they saw a man standing there at the bottom.

Do you keep an axe and a butcher knife upstairs? It just seems like something is missing here.

I thought that was odd too, but then I have kept swords and battle axes in my bedroom for years ;)

[Jeb_66]

Holy sheep.

[DParker]

I thought that was odd too, but then I have kept swords and battle axes in my bedroom for years ;)

I see no reason to drag ex-wives into this.

::: rim-shot :::

Thank you, thank you.  I'll be here all week, with two shows on Saturday.  Try the veal...and don't forget to tip your waitress.

[Domineaux]

I thought that was odd too, but then I have kept swords and battle axes in my bedroom for years ;)

I see no reason to drag ex-wives into this.

::: rim-shot :::

Thank you, thank you.  I'll be here all week, with two shows on Saturday.  Try the veal...and don't forget to tip your waitress.

Nice...I was actually looking forward to what kind of jokes that was going to earn me ;)

[michaele]

There's something strange here:

Do you keep an axe and a butcher knife upstairs? It just seems like something is missing here.

A as in only one?   You're right something is up!

[Shuutr]

Who robs a house in Ala?  Someone searching for a prized axe collection?

[rapidfire]

Those kids are underprivileged if they don't have a Glock shovel on the second floor as well!